{"id":5697,"date":"2014-11-04T11:46:30","date_gmt":"2014-11-04T11:46:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.repricerexpress.com\/?p=5697"},"modified":"2024-12-20T12:22:04","modified_gmt":"2024-12-20T12:22:04","slug":"best-amazon-product-reviews-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.repricerexpress.com\/best-amazon-product-reviews-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best Amazon Product Reviews Ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>Tip of the hat to <a title=\"i100 - The Independent\" href=\"http:\/\/i100.independent.co.uk\/\">The Independent<\/a>, for bringing my attention to possibly the greatest Amazon product reviews ever, although there is some stiff competition <a title=\"Funny Customer Reviews on Amazon\" href=\"\/?p=4669\">here<\/a>. The product is described as a &#8220;<a title=\"Amazon - Delicious Women\u2019s PhD Darling Sexy costume \" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Delicious-Womens-Darling-Sexy-Costume\/dp\/B0053O1KHA#customerReviews\">Delicious Women\u2019s PhD Darling Sexy costume&#8221;<\/a>, not my words. Where the story gets interesting, is woman with PhDs got wind of this and left some hilarious reviews for you to enjoy.<\/h4>\n<p>Here are some of our favourites.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<h4>&#8220;Sleeves are too short &amp; have no stripes. Costume does not feature a hood. This is a sexy BA at best&#8221;.<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4>&#8220;DIPLOMA INCLUDED?!?! Why the hell did I put myself through ten years of grad school!! Lesson learned.&#8221;<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4>&#8220;Finally, I&#8217;ve been looking for a way to progress my career from this dead-end French Maids job. And this is it.&#8221;<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<h4>&#8220;Like all lady Ph.D\u2019s, I frequently ask myself: How could I be sexier?&#8221;<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4>&#8220;I\u2019m sexy! Forget about the 7 years I spent sweating out a dissertation and engaging in innovative research!&#8221;<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4>&#8220;As a lady PhD student, let me say how much of a relief it is to see them accurately describe what we wear every day. I don\u2019t care if it isn\u2019t proper PPE, how else will we find husbands if not for our degree in sexy? Bravo to Delicious costumes for supporting women\u2019s education in letting us know that we\u2019re only as smart as our skirts are short.&#8221;<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4>&#8220;And why doesn\u2019t it come with fishnets? It needs to come with fishnets. Give us fishnets and you got something.&#8221;<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<h4>&#8220;How on earth did I ever survive the drudgery of earning 4 degrees in 10 years with 96 more academic credits than I needed to graduate with a PhD in clinical psychology with a specialization in neuropsychology while raising a child, running a home AND working without being able to don such a fetching ensemble to wear during my daily 40- mile commute?&#8221;<\/h4>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Want to read more funny Amazon reviews?<\/strong> Check out our recent blogs covering <a title=\"Funny Amazon Music Reviews\" href=\"\/?p=5039\">music albums<\/a> and <a title=\"Funny Amazon Movie Reviews\" href=\"\/?p=4984\">classic films<\/a> that failed to impress some customers.<\/p>\n<h2>How to Get Good Customer Feedback<\/h2>\n<h4>On a more serious note, <a title=\"Amazon Seller Feedback Helps you Win the Buy Box\" href=\"\/?p=5641\">customer feedback<\/a> is a crucial factor to helping you win the buy box and gain new and repeat business. If you want to get top feedback you should provide accurate descriptions of your products along with high quality images. Communicate in a timely manner with your customers and use appropriate packaging. Finally, being priced competitively is a given. That&#8217;s where <a title=\"RepricerExpress\" href=\"http:\/\/www.repricerexpress.com\/\">RepricerExpress<\/a> can help, pricing your product range both competitively and profitably. So why not give it a try with our <a title=\"Free Amazon repricing trial\" href=\"https:\/\/dashboard.repricer.com\/register\/do\/repricer?utm_source=rex-blog&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=rex-to-repricer-registration&amp;utm_activity=take-action\">free 15-day trial<\/a>.<\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tip of the hat to The Independent, for bringing my attention to possibly the greatest Amazon product reviews ever, although there is some stiff competition here. 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