{"id":5039,"date":"2014-10-15T11:39:17","date_gmt":"2014-10-15T10:39:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.repricerexpress.com\/?p=5039"},"modified":"2018-12-12T09:59:46","modified_gmt":"2018-12-12T09:59:46","slug":"funny-amazon-music-reviews","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.repricerexpress.com\/funny-amazon-music-reviews\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Amazon Music Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>This is becoming a bit of habit, l&#8217;m becoming addicted to reading funny customer reviews on Amazon. First, l looked at <a title=\"Funny Customer Reviews on Amazon\" href=\"\/?p=4669\">products<\/a>, then <a title=\"Funny Amazon movie reviews of classic films\" href=\"\/?p=4984\">classic movies<\/a>, now we are delving into the music category and it did not disappoint. Here are some of our favourites from some unimpressed and slightly angry <a title=\"Amazon music\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/music-rock-classical-pop-jazz\/b\/ref=topnav_storetab_m_h_?ie=UTF8&amp;node=229816\">Amazon music<\/a> reviewers giving a damning verdict on the most highly-acclaimed music albums of the past year.<\/h4>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Bombay Bicycle Club &#8211; So Long, See You Tomorrow<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8220;The problem is there are no tunes, melodies are non existent, jeez, there are more pandas in Scotland than tunes that are remotely memorable tunes.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><strong>Royal Blood &#8211; Royal Blood<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8220;Think they are Led Zeppelin&#8230; Avoid it like Ebola!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><strong>Damon Albarn &#8211; Everyday Robots<br \/>\n<\/strong>&#8220;Expectations are high for a huge dollop of pretentious crap and this CD doesn&#8217;t disappoint&#8230; He&#8217;s produced coaster after coaster of rampant narcissism and tuneless wonder.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><strong>GoGo Penguin &#8211; v2.0<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8220;Nice music to drift off to sleep to but that is about all.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><strong>Kate Tempest &#8211; Everybody Down<br \/>\n<\/strong>&#8220;I warn you &#8211; don&#8217;t buy this and expect music.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><strong>East India Youth &#8211; Total Strife Forever<br \/>\n<\/strong>&#8220;This is empty, a very boring and media overrated album.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><strong>Anna Calvi &#8211; One Breath<br \/>\n<\/strong>&#8220;Unfortunately this album just went on and on not going anywhere.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h4>Well, that&#8217;s all folks, we hope you enjoyed these Amazon music reviews as much as we did&#8230; &#8220;There are more pandas in Scotland than memorable tunes&#8221; is our winner. If you&#8217;re a music seller on Amazon, you may want to consider our <a title=\"Amazon free repricing trial\" href=\"https:\/\/dashboard.repricer.com\/register\/do\/repricer?utm_source=rex-blog&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=rex-to-repricer-registration&amp;utm_activity=take-action\">15-day free trial<\/a> that will help you price competitively and win sales more\u00a0often, however, it won&#8217;t help with customers offering their thoughts on the music they just purchased!<\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is becoming a bit of habit, l&#8217;m becoming addicted to reading funny customer reviews on Amazon. First, l looked at products, then classic movies, now we are delving into the music category and it did not disappoint. 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